Monday, 12 November 2012
We all spent a lot of money on our Halloween costumes, so for Azim to say he was just going to 'black up' for the night seemed really unfair.
Posted by Pete Wilson at 09:09
If you're ever wondering what's wrong with Azim: It's his personality.
Posted by Pete Wilson at 09:07
Monday, 19 December 2011
In 2002 I more or less told Azim to invent what is now known as Facebook. He didn't because he's a waste of time. Now every time he uses Facebook he cries a tear from precisely one eye. He is also unable to view David Fincher's 'The Social Network' without being violently sick.
Posted by Pete Wilson at 18:00
Sunday, 20 November 2011
"I just want to be a superhero", cried a young Azim Shah, "like the great Batman." His mum looked at him and laughed, "But son, Batman is a mere invention - he's not real! Surely a man cannot dress in a costume and go around fighting crime?" With this Azim was sad, though aged only four at the time of this story, he had already decided on his future - to be a great superhero! Azim's mum laughed and sighed, "Oh son, maybe one day I'll be proven wrong, and superheroes will rise to help those truly in need. But it won't be you because you're a prick."
Posted by Pete Wilson at 13:35