Stealing.

Watch out for Azim, he steals stuff! That cunt!

The one thing I hate about Azim.

The one thing I hate most in the whole world about Azim Shah is that he says foul language in front of GIRLS AND WOMEN. Much of the time he is more sexually explicit than you would really want at 7am and you've just got to work and you're still half asleep and that. And that's me saying that, and I'm a man; what would a woman think? Not fucking much, that's for sure.

Jesus Christ...

Azim doesn't like to use staplers because he doesn't 'trust' their design. What a FUCKING MORON.

Mozilla Firefox

Azim prefers Mozilla Firefox to Internet Explorer. Take that as a recommendation if you want I suppose.

Hate

Ask Azim his opinion on Jamaican Ginger Cake and he'll almost definitely reply 'I hate it.' I think hate is a dirty emotion.

Swear Words

Personally, I feel that swear words are unneccesary, except for in extreme situations in which case the odd swear goes a long way to relieving the pressure of an intense day at work or a stressful day out with the kids.

Azim however, uses swears in completely unneccessary situations, in a way a normal person would use common words such as 'the' or 'and'. He shows a relentless disregard for those around him as he approaches the English language like a villain that one must attack. With swears.

Good points

The one thing I like about Azim is that sometimes he leaves the room.