A young Azim

"I just want to be a superhero", cried a young Azim Shah, "like the great Batman." His mum looked at him and laughed, "But son, Batman is a mere invention - he's not real! Surely a man cannot dress in a costume and go around fighting crime?" With this Azim was sad, though aged only four at the time of this story, he had already decided on his future - to be a great superhero! Azim's mum laughed and sighed, "Oh son, maybe one day I'll be proven wrong, and superheroes will rise to help those truly in need. But it won't be you because you're a prick."

The shit returns

Azim once burnt down an ORPHANAGE. When 'the police' asked him why he did this he could only answer "You can't not do a double dare" and shrugged, with a confused look on his face as if to question why the police were wasting his time.