Sunday, 27 December 2009

Mozilla Firefox

Azim prefers Mozilla Firefox to Internet Explorer. Take that as a recommendation if you want I suppose.

Hate

Ask Azim his opinion on Jamaican Ginger Cake and he'll almost definitely reply 'I hate it.' I think hate is a dirty emotion.

Swear Words

Personally, I feel that swear words are unneccesary, except for in extreme situations in which case the odd swear goes a long way to relieving the pressure of an intense day at work or a stressful day out with the kids.

Azim however, uses swears in completely unneccessary situations, in a way a normal person would use common words such as 'the' or 'and'. He shows a relentless disregard for those around him as he approaches the English language like a villain that one must attack. With swears.

Good points

The one thing I like about Azim is that sometimes he leaves the room.

Books.

Azim Shah hates books. Ask him to read one and he'll almost definitely not read it. What kind of a man is he?

He is "well" into leaflets though.

Azim Shah is not right.

Azim Shah is a disgraceful old bollocks.